i was going through all the bullshit i had in my room and i found a notebook not exactly like this notebook:
of course it didn’t have that hand writing and that picture of those ‘mos in the sun-Gs (but that sticker is dope as fuck right? i rep it hard)
fucking anyyywayyyy i flipped through that shit like a goddamn librarian and found this list of possible rap names:
Tweet Tweet
Dial Up
Schwang Schwang
Bart Butt
Stylin B dub dub
Deaf Bitch
Daddy B’s and His Unwanted Sexy Advances
Hot Dick
The Prozpecting Prozpector
Raw Hide
Capital B Dick Swing
and Ming Lotus (i don’t get that one)
i’m never going to use these so you can use these but if you do be dope like that notebook sticker and let me hear your shit (because nothing would make me laugh harder than an album by Bart Butt)
holy shit
Tyler the Creator is the kid from that show My Brother and Me
if you know what a t-break is you 1) know whats up and 2) smoke too much fucking weed
am i the only one who thinks its hilarious that these are still reeferd to “wife beaters?”
(but yo dont hit your bitch seriously thats not fucking cool)
UPDATE: his name is Tommy Fresh and heres his site
damn Tommy youre fucking fresh
my favorite part is how he has four songs posted all with different names but theyre actually the same song
this dute rips
BLASTORD YOUR THE FUCKIN MAN
yo seanp thanks for lookin out dude you seem cool too
thanks man i appreciate that :)
not too much is up with me i just quit my job by drinking a beer and doing the Dougie while i flipped off my stupid manager and pissed myself
yo just kidding
i shit myself
